THIS I have to try...

Look at this fat slut!

Gonna need to recruit a few pals to help get through this one - EastDell Black Cab, VQA, from the Niagara region.  A blend of Baco Noir, Cabernet Franc and Cabernet Sauvignon. 

She comes in a gigantic 1.5L size for *gasp* $19.95!! (the standard 750ml bottle retails at $12.95) And, AND - can be the first addition to the "birds on the label" theme!  Or the VQA theme, or the Niagara region theme, or the Vulgar Glutton theme.  Gather 'round, kiddies.  I sense a Wino party in the making.

The reviews seem pretty good - It's dry, fat, cheap and dark.  Has Goldilocks found her porridge?  I'll keep you posted.