How else would the fat, pagan, euro-pedo know I had my mind on Chianti for numbing the pain of this commercial, morally-deadbeat-antithesis-of-my-existence time of year? Anywhore, somebody graciously gifted me with a lovely decanter, stemware, and a peach of a vino.
Tonight's selection:
Wine: Rocca Delle Macie, Chianti Riserva
Origin: Tuscany, Italy
Price: $15.95
CC score: 4 of 5 = PFG
Technically, it is out of the DW price range by $0.95, but it was a gift so let's let it slide this time, ya? This sucka is DRY! And boozy! I had to check the LCBO site for the price and read the review where the nose was described as "fairly intense with layered aromas of ripe red cherry, shoe polish, cedar, mocha, black raspberry, cigar box..." HAHA!! Who are they fucking kidding?? I think the shoe-polish was injected in there as an emperor's new clothes kind of test. I can tell you it smells like a dry-ass, acrid, glass of Italian wine. No fruit, no forest, just pure testosterone. Like a Lamborghini fart. Pair it with salami and the ancient smirks of a thousand Etruscans and give thanks that culture as we know it was built by people light years ahead of our fat, lazy, simple selves.
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| 99 problems but an empty glass ain't one |
Why this anti-theist hates xmas:
The government war machine, via Walmart and all other mega-conglomerates, depend on a flurry of our excessive, wasteful, desperate spending in the last fiscal quarter of the year, to fund wars against non-white-people in countries North American media has convinced us are our enemies; and particularly at this time of year under the guise of religious dogma, generosity and goodwill toward our fellow humans, all the while peddling 'peace on earth' by way of cards, candles, cookies, whatever, made by non-white-people in countries North American media has convinced us are our enemies.... omg, just swallow your own tail already, evil, evil corporate serpent.
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